SHOWBIZ FEUD OF THE WEEK

“I hate that dog! I’ve never disliked an animal in my life, but I just don’t like that dog. You can’t pet him – he just bites you. He’s looking for a treat the whole time. Zero love from me. Maybe the fame’s gone to his head – he’s really famous now. He’s got all these adverts. He doesn’t show up some days. We’re acting to nothing, while this dog’s off doing a commercial.”