CAT OF THE WEEK

NAME: Smudge APPEARANCE: Noir et blanc, naturellement SPECIAL SKILLS: Here is everything you need to know about the relationship between cats and humans. Smudge is a selfish sleeper – every evening he settles down on the sofa for a snooze and streeeeeetches out, taking up every single inch of room. His people probably moan. They take a photo. They wonder how their lives have come to this. But move Smudge so they can sit down comfortably in their own home? Never! Are you crazy? If the feline in your life is good – or long – enough to be Cat Of The Week, send a photo and details to polly.hudson@mirror.co.uk