HE’S A CROCK AND DOLL STAR

Rumours about the Beckhams splitting up were dismissed by their PR team as “a crock of sh**”. Which, coincidentally, is what David’s latest fashion get-up like. And makes me wonder if those looks rumours have a hint of truth about them. After all, we know he takes all of his wardrobe orders from Victoria. And told to dress up as a cross between being an Action Man doll and Kim Jong-un is a sure way of ensuring no other woman will be seen dead with you.