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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 You should establish a meaningful bond and gain someone’s confidence. But you may need to rush to the shops, as love doesn’t come cheap. Also Mercury is at odds with Uranus this weekend. Whether your best efforts are enough, something miraculous should still happen. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 Nothing should get you down, even though Mercury in Leo is at right angles to your ruler Uranus, and there may be a bit of a row. This is followed by a swift apology. However, there is a slight feeling that you may have wasted an opportunity. But this is so not true. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 By rights, you should be content, not to mention less dependent on someone. However, you have plenty of mates or a network of friends. Let’s not pretend that everyone gets on. Nor will you miss out this weekend. Sometimes three isn’t a crowd, as you are about to find out. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 This should be a rewarding time. With Mercury in Leo at odds with Uranus, just decide what you can afford to spend this weekend. Everybody has a price, from high to low. There should also be some good news for any homeowners. Though you are loath to go crazy. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 Look on the sunny side, even though the influence of Uranus in Taurus is inclined to make you highly strung or surprisingly jumpy. Never mind, it must be all the excitement. Not that this weekend will be much to write home about, but it will have its moments. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 By rights, what happens next must send your spirits soaring. True, with Mercury your ruler at odds with Uranus, there may be a few crossed wires this weekend. No doubt you will be given the right directions and plod off. Beyond that you get an offer you can’t refuse, at any price. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer June 21–July 22 Emotional and financial matters are starred. You won’t starve or forgo love this weekend. Similarly, if single you and someone should hit it off from the start. Romance apart, there may be hard bargaining to do over dinner. How much money you get depends how hungry you are. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 You’re a hard act to follow. In fact, someone speaks so highly of you. True, with Mercury in Leo challenged by Uranus, you can expect a chorus of disapproval. Though you will manage a rueful smile. Egos may be fragile, but you should put on quite a show this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 This should be a sublime time. The company is wonderful, and it’s everything you could want from a holiday. Though with Mercury in Leo at odds with Uranus, you may have to return early from your sojourn. There is nothing wrong. In fact, June should end on a fabulous note. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 Happy with your new domestic set-up? Some things you miss, but very few. You’re inclined to be withdrawn this weekend. Why not mow the lawn? What’s this, a mid-life crisis? Curiously, with Mercury in Leo aligned with Uranus, it’s a good time for a risky adventure. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 There are blue skies on the horizon. However, the combined influence of Mercury in Leo and Uranus denotes a time of high tension, as though you hadn’t noticed. You’re not forced to mix with fellow companions. Still, there is not much to dislike this weekend. Keep things nice and simple. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 Anticipate some marvellous twists this weekend. True, you may need to be a spendthrift. Not that you are destitute. Slight cash flow problem? That aside, Mercury in Leo is overshadowed by Uranus, so something has to give. No point you and others being squashed together. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)