5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 All-inclusive hotels in Majorca and Ibiza thinking of charging for alcohol to cut down drunkenness. And the point of them then will be?

2 Ten species of shark heading to our shores due to rising temperatures. Will they make up for all the bankers and hedge fund bosses currently fleeing abroad?

3 Princess Eugenie copying Harry and Meghan by offering 1,200 members of the public places at her Windsor wedding. How much will she have to pay them?

4 Why do so many airline travellers wrap their suitcases in cellophane making a luggage carousel feel like a convention for extra-large condom users?

5 Isn’t it funny how people who don’t believe in global warming do believe in global warmongering?