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Going down...

Cold call Opening your fridge yourself, like, manually, is over, grandad. A new app can show you what’s inside via your phone, so you never, ever have to get up again... well, unless there’s something in it you want to eat, that is.

Hound and the hair

They probably know they’re the far inferior pet – how could they not, when cats are so very obviously better in every single way? But just in case there’s any doubt, you can now buy a Donald Trump lead and neckerchief for your dog. Humiliation complete. Next!