STARS &TOONS
Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 You often pretend that you are having a hard time. Even so, you should be in the money again and spending it like water. Don’t expect five-star hotels or glitzy parties this weekend, although nothing is off the list and the cost is irrelevant, as befits your new status. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 The lunar eclipse in Aquarius is on the wane, and you and partners should be on speaking terms again. Besides which, you would miss your creature comforts and whatever else others bring. This weekend is all about the bling, the fizz and shiny things. You are not about to resist. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 The lunar eclipse has been and gone, and you may feel a bit alone. This doesn’t mean others won’t impose, even if your phone is on silent. Remember, no man is an island. What’s more, with Venus aligned with Pluto, someone will show you a good time. Go ahead and dive right in. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 The lunar eclipse may have left you feeling a bit bruised. The audacity of some people! Naturally, your first inclination is to get drunk and forget. Did you not remember numbers were swapped and dates made? In fact, this should be a fairly sedate and relaxed weekend, which is fine. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 Just because the lunar eclipse in Aquarius is over doesn’t mean you and others won’t cross paths. Why even lower yourself? Maybe you have made a resolution to move. Meanwhile, how about a family holiday without the usual trauma? This should be a weekend of sun and romance. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 Maybe you need a change of pace or a change of scenery. Either way, what took place around the lunar eclipse suggests that you may have had a wasted trip or journey. No matter, you should still experience some euphoria. The atmosphere is far more restful at home this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer June 21–July 22 Even if you felt that you were treated unfairly, there will be no belt tightening on your part. However, by rights, this shouldn’t be an expensive weekend. Indeed, you could say that what is offered is right there for the taking – though you might have to pay for it later. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 The lunar eclipse in Aquarius continues to highlight close personal relationships. However, the moment of truth never materialised. If anything, you and others should be really excited about the future. If you want it, you can have it this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 You may not feel entirely relaxed, which is fine. It’s just the way you are wired. Apart from that, yesterday’s full moon in Aquarius forced you to call time on a bothersome job. This weekend you have some emotional hurdles to clear – although it’s more a pleasure than a duty. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 The lunar eclipse continues to highlight close personal relationships. Love isn’t simple, not in the end. This doesn’t mean you won’t have fun this weekend, though you are wary of accepting an invitation from someone who is a bit too keen. If necessary, watch a season of Love Island at home. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 The lunar eclipse stresses matters close to home. Rumour has it is you are moving. Are you and others planning to live together, and is that a good idea? There are other issues to address. Yet you may have been invited as someone’s guest this weekend. Be on your best behaviour. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 You may have wanted some sun, rest and adventure. Instead, the recent lunar eclipse in Aquarius was more like Brexit with a few remainers, and not exactly what you expected. This weekend might be quite interesting, if you are up for it. Go on, wht not be a bit more single-minded? For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)