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Going down... The city that never sometimes sleeps

There’s a hot new “nap destination” in New York called The Dreamery where you pay $25 for 45 minutes of zzzzz. There’s fresh bed linen, pyjamas, Headspace soundtracks and posh face products... but... these people know you can do this at home for free, right?

Gelat-no

An artisan ice-cream shop in Scotland has just launched a mayonnaise flavour. “I thought it was #justwrongonsomanylevels but then I tried it!!! It’s actually really nice, creamy and rich,” someone on Twitter gushed. Yeah, will have to take your word for it there... although as if you can ever trust a triple exclamation marker.