Going up...

Paper cat writer

Cat fulness by A Cat looks like a hilarious gag gift perfect for a friend who likes cats (even though they already have millions of gag gifts perfect for a friend who likes cats, thanks), but it’s actually a seven-week mindfulness programme. “If human beings can live their lives more like us, the world will be more serene,” said the author, probably just before a well-deserved snooze.

The money pit

If someone in a sleeveless top holds the above-head handrail on public transport, it’s impossible not to check out their armpit. So a Japanese advertising company is paying up to £69 an hour for models to hire them out. That’s a win all round, for everyone involved... unless having an advert stuck to the armpit gives people BO.