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Kitten Kerry Katona yesterday sent a formal rejection text to a would-be suitor - informing him she’s “not taking any more applications” for the role of boyfriend because the “position has been filled”. And the mum-of-five is indeed currently dating hunky personal trainer Ryan Mahoney. But it led me to thinking – what would twice-bankrupt Kerry put in the job description for her new man? And, luckily, I found a copy.