BORDERLINE NASTY

Happy birthday, Madonna. The rudest celebrity I met during my 3AM showbiz column days is 60 years old tomorrow. I was introduced to her at a film premiere and went to shake her hand. She looked at me, then through me as if I was something she’d stepped in. Madge has made a career out of being an incredible pop star, but I’ve just never understood why she also had to be so unpleasant.