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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 The moon in Capricorn close to Saturn is inclined to make you feel a bit pessimistic. Is it because the summer season is almost over and normal service is about to resume? In truth, blind faith should return with a vengeance. Haven’t you got a few arrangements to make today? For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 The tendency is to feel lonely. Has Mr Reliable gone on holiday and left you high and dry? Never mind. This is an ideal time to make some money on the side. By rights, meetings in private should leave you feeling quite confident. Pity you have to eat on your own though. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 You may not leap out of bed this morning. In your head, you’re still on holiday. There is plenty to look forward to this week. Are you suffering from relationship fatigue? In the meantime, a colleague has made the effort to set up a meeting. On the count of three... For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 It’s back to work. No postbreak larking about, no idle chit-chat, nothing but hard graft. Something has gone awry. Life will have its peaks and troughs. You may be able to bunk off later this week. In the meantime, you and a loved one will find yourself locked in conversation. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 Even if you feel under a cloud, news travels fast and you should be excited. At other times quite listless. The rest of the holier-than-thou crowd might insist that you stay put. No more holidays. How depressing! Despite their protests, you should be in a far better frame of mind today. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 Business should be brisk. It is not that you are immune to risks. True, you may even sniff out a deal today. Just don’t do yourself a disservice by trusting others. However, your general good fortune is assured. The rest of the time you may be haggling, which is pure pantomime. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge) Cancer June 21–July 22 Remember you have an important date today. True, it may be over in an instant or things could turn sour. The fact that the moon is close to Saturn in Capricorn indicates that someone has earmarked you as a possible partner, and you are not even on the market yet. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 An shake-up at work is indicated. Change for change’s sake, rather not. Don’t freak out. Anyway, you should manage to get through the day unscathed. Try not to bite off more than you can chew. You will need your energy for other pursuits. Why not stop on route for food? For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 The moon aligned with Saturn signifies a date with destiny. However, the last time is oven fresh in your mind. How awful! No matter, it’s too late to cancel. Still, no one can accuse you of being a self-deluding fool. Who knows, you could even be the dish of the day. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 A matter close to home and your heart is starred today. Maybe you are feeling thwarted for some reason. Either way, your patience and faith is about to be rewarded. After that, the sun enters Virgo and you will be in a far better position to make an informed decision. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 The moon is close to Saturn in Capricorn, and when it comes to pursuing something you have set your mind on, you realise no stone must go unturned. There will be some broadening of horizons today. This won’t be some sort of random meeting. Your spirit will go in tandem. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 Heard the tale about the little piggy who went to market? And yet, you may be offered a relatively small amount of money for something that is worth a lot more. It’s a bit like hard cash for your soul. In any event, you could be on an economic adventure today. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)