And so to the 5 BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 Should we not worry about the mountain of red tape a no-deal Brexit will cause because the tape won’t be red but British passport blue?

2 Why do we need to watch TV show Jamie Cooks Italian when we can go to his chain of Italian restaurants and realise that he can’t?

3 The Great British Bake-Off returning on Tuesday. Will Prue Leith tweet the winner by Friday?

4 English Heritage claiming our castles are under threat as they’re besieged by “invading weeds”. Didn’t we used to call them the French?

5 Instead of giving antibiotics to patients with coughs, GPs now have to tell them to take a spoonful of honey. Will it help if they’re dressed as Mary Poppins?