Trump’s

Enquirer plan? You couldn’t ‘fake’ it up

IT emerged this week that Donald Trump planned to buy up the rights to all the negative stories gossip mag the National Enquirer had on him.

The President’s former-lawyer-soon-to-be-jailbird Michael Cohen created a proposal to buy the reports that sources claim dated back to the 1980s.

These involved Mr Trump’s marital woes and crazy lawsuits, such as allegations of cheating at golf.

For a man who cries “fake news” when something is written exposing his lies, it is ironic he values a mag that told us in 2014 OJ Simpson had just four weeks to live, Meghan Markle’s “wild past” was erased by British secret agents and Stevie Wonder can see again.