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Going down...

Face it If time, money and looking like an Essex Hannibal Lecter are no object in your fight against ageing, you should buy one of these face masks. Using LEDs, the £330 SpectraLite promises to prompt collagen production. S’pose if it doesn’t work you could just wear it full-time, so no one can see how old you are anyway.

Rug rats New research has just informed a delighted generation of parents what their kids’ favourite pet is. There were 5,150 votes from 74 countries... and the winner was a cute kitten? Adorable puppy? Dream pony? Nope, a rat. Those six weeks just flew by, right?