Going up... Cereal thriller

The state of the world, and society, can sometimes feel overwhelmingly bleak... but here’s some good news. You never have to worry about your cereal going soggy again – because here’s the Never Soggy Cereal Bowl. OK, not the answer to everything, but it’s a pretty good start.

Uncle Sam needzzz you

A secret military technique which will make anyone fall asleep within two minutes has been revealed. After relaxing (dur) and breathing deeply (eye roll), you imagine yourself lying in a canoe or hammock, saying, “Don’t think, don’t think” over and over for 10 seconds. Tsk. As if that would wo...