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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20
The Sun in Virgo is opposed by Neptune in Pisces. So you may decide to send someone packing with a note attached saying “they’re yours”. In fact, you could make a programme called “idiots abroad”! Though, you won’t be bored. There is so much to treasure between now and the weekend. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19
Few Aquarians are debt free. You could be with a helping hand or a hidden asset. Even so, a deal of some kind is an absolute godsend so you won’t have to flog a kidney after all. However, you still need to have nerves of steel when you’re dealing with certain other issues today. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20
With the Sun opposed by Neptune in Pisces, close personal relationships are stressed. True, you have a funny feeling that life is unravelling. It’s not you who is messed up. This could be the happiest time you have known. Though, you may have to think of a good ruse today. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20
Chances are the working week will close on a highly significant note. The amount of effort required is no joke! Like most Aries you have an iron determination. Don’t be surprised if you are catapulted to the top. Nice job. After that, a bit of rest and body maintenance is necessary. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21
The Sun is opposed by Neptune in Pisces. At times, you may want to wrap your hands round someone’s throat and squeeze tight. On other occasions, kiss them. No matter how amorous you are, remind yourself you and others are just friends. This weekend should have its moments, alright. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20
The Sun in Virgo is opposed by Neptune in Pisces. For some reason, you may feel that you have outgrown your usefulness and love. Meanwhile, a family feud should be resolved and that is a blessing bestowed from above. While at work you will need to compromise. What a day! For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer June 21–July 22
The Sun is opposed by Neptune. Should you chance the unknown? There is a kind of romance about your circumstances in what might be a time of confusion. True, all forms of communication may go haywire. However, you have lots of options, but you could suffer from overload. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22
Cash matters are brilliantly starred. True, it’s never been easier to buy things. Though, with Neptune in Pisces highlighting all financial dealings, there is a danger of being too overgenerous. Apart from impulse purchases, you could make a personal investment. Now that’s living dangerously. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22
The Sun in Virgo is directly opposed by Neptune in Pisces. Though, this should bring you closer to someone. True, you may not choose to follow the same path. This is perhaps a radical new approach to a relationship. There will be much speculation today. But what did you expect? For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23
The Sun aligned with Neptune in Pisces denotes a time of Chinese whispers. It also gives others a licence to lie today. Maybe, they are trying to protect you? It’s meaningless, as you have already decided to pursue a new interest. You kept that a secret. At least it’s true. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22
The Sun is opposed by Neptune in Pisces. Why are you relying on someone who is unreliable? You could have a more satisfying relationship with those who you are far more in tune with. This may be a time divided loyalties. However, you could make a friend for life today. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21
You might decide to retire and have a quiet life at home. It’s a dream come true, and there’s no more commuting. However, the Sun is opposed by Neptune, and you may feel you are being put out to pasture today. Moo. Putting down new roots is the best idea ever. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)