Good Evans, he’s Virgin on idiotic

What a noble statement that was from Chris Evans on being poached by minority digital radio station Virgin from mass audience Radio 2: “Some of us are mountain climbers but if you get to the top of your favourite mountain and you stay there, you become an observer. I want to keep climbing,” said the 52 year old. Chris, you’re going to be paid two million quid a year to yell inanities in between jingles to less than 1% of the UK population. Meaning the only thing you’re climbing up, is your own backside. DJ Chris has got a new gig We talked about freedom A free stay in my villa

Victoria Beckham has tried 6

to quash rumours that her marriage to David is in trouble by announcing “we’re stronger together”. Why didn’t she gush about how madly in love they are, say critics.

But surely “stronger together” – a well-established, focus group-tested slogan for many a corporate brand – works perfectly?