THE WEEK IN NUMBERS

23 WINNERS

took home gongs at the GQ Awards on Wednesday. But Sacha Baron Cohen only had eyes for the bulging goody bag on offer. “Can you save me that bag? My husband thinks he is getting a watch,” Sacha’s wife Isla Fisher was overheard saying.

9 MONTHS

is a very long time to keep a secret, especially when you are the new X Factor judges. But my hat goes off to Robbie Williams and Ayda Field who revealed they had a new baby yesterday via a surrogate.

13 DAYS TO GO

until Lily Allen releases her autobiography My Thoughts Exactly. She’s expected to lift the lid on her romps with Liam Gallagher and Mike Skinner as well as her feuds with Cheryl Tweedy, Elton John and Katy Perry. I’ve put my pre-order in...