REALITY

C5, 9pm

Well, it hasn’t exactly been dull, has it? Almost immediately there was controversy when human Ken doll Rodrigo Alves used racist language. Eventually he was booted out, leaving us with plenty of questions – not least of all, why did he do all that to his face?

Love rat Jermaine Pennant continued to live up to the moniker by flirting with Chloe Ayling. When voted off, he remained confident that wife Alice wouldn’t mind the “banter”. Yeah, mate, and pigs might fly. But most dramatic was Roxanne Pallett’s accusation that Ryan Thomas assaulted her, after what could only be described as playful boxing.

After leaving, she gave an apology that only some believed to be heartfelt. Certainly Emma Willis didn’t hold back when grilling her afterwards.

The series has lived up to its “eye of the storm” theme, that’s for sure.

But who will survive the tornado and win the day? And will it have been worth the trauma? ON THE CASE Michael and Kate