He’s an absolute Anton du brick

I don’t know what Anton du Beke did in a past life, but it was clearly pretty bad.

In the history of Strictly he has been paired with Ann Widdecombe, Nancy Dell’Olio, Judy Murray and Jerry Hall.

This year he’s landed Susannah Constantine, who’s so far showing the natural grace of Ann Widdecombe running for a bus matched with the emotional resilience of blubbing Susan Calman.

Pity poor Anton. But don’t waste much sympathy on Susannah – she built a career playing on women’s insecurities. LUMBERED Anton with Susannah