Third wedding a right royal farce

Buckingham Palace has announced the impending marriage of Lady Gabriella Windsor to Mr Thomas Kingston. I’m not sure who they are but I’m guessing she owns Windsor and he owns Kingston.

The Lady’s mother, who owns Kent and the only gender-fluid royal title Princess Michael of Pushy, is “delighted” apparently. Don’t be surprised if Pushy follows the Duke of York’s demand that the BBC does its patriotic duty and televises his daughter’s wedding.

The Beeb declined on the grounds it won’t get the audience, but they’re not using their imagination. They should film young Windsor’s and York’s nuptials and run them with Prince William’s and Harry’s in a new reality series. Called My Big Fat Cheque From The Taxpayer Wedding. ENGAGED Mystery couple Few are granted this holy audience Yes, you’re a lucky man