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girl once Olly Murs saying a posh were refused to tell friends they “a little dating because he was non-posh rough”. As opposed to tool? ones who think he’s a little The beluga whale spotted swimming up the Thames. we When Brexit happens will in the be able to stop all belugans they English Channel before reach the capital? have When people say we must a Norway a Canada-style deal or no one, do they mean we have a very boring choice but to turn into country? worried Why is the Government head about inviting a German for of state to the cenotaph when Remembrance Sunday year? the Queen’s there every Firms saying they’re “sorry to see you go” to when you unsubscribe are their emails: they aren’t they, because they don’t know you and if they did want they’d know you don’t their brain-numbing dross, wouldn’t they? ROUGH? Singer Olly