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Going down... Deliver Boo US company Hurts Donut* has hired this delivery person for Halloween... but it could make you healthier and richer. Mainly because afterwards, you’ll have a dessert phobia for the rest of your life, and be able to knock the person who ordered it for you off your Christmas present list for good.

*Best business name ever.

Potty mouth Spur of the moment, thoughtful gifts really keep the romance in a relationship. Why not show your special someone you care – and that their mouth stinks – by getting them this new tongue cleaner? Caution: they may think it’s a medieval torture device, and things could go a different way.