POINTS OF DISORDER #1

No austerity for the royal few on Friday when holidaymaker of the decade Eugenie Workshy marries her posh tequila ambassador Jack Bottlebank in Windsor.

She performs no official duties and is a lowly ninth in line to the throne yet we are picking up a hefty security bill for the privileged pair’s extravagant nuptials.

Wealthy families should pay for their own weddings like any other – I’d prefer our taxes to go on nurses and teachers.

This shameless pair’s Ruritanian entitlement is a reminder rich spongers are the something-fornothing monarchy.