Icing on cake

JUDGES showed the wisdom of Solomon in ruling a bakery must serve gay customers but free speech allows it to refuse to ice same-sex marriage slogans.

Conversely, a gay baker can reject requests to decorate food with anti-gay statements. Our country’s greatest legal minds have demonstrated we can have our cake and eat it.

I HATE chocolate. Ban it, daddy, now Listen, pudding, I’m afraid we can’t have that gold-encrusted horse. Cadbury’s didn’t pay any tax