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The turtle and the hair

Tucking your hair into your polo neck is a massive trend for autumn/ winter according to fashion experts. It’s also a fun trick to play on people... although there’s always a danger they might say: “Thank goodness you cut your hair at last, it looked awful,” which could make the reveal more awkward than amusing.

Grillers in the midst

The Teasmade has been rendered a basic bitch by this, The 3-in-1 Breakfast Station. It can make toast, fry stuff and brew coffee simultaneously i.e. make a whole breakfast in by bed. Probably only enough space for a single portion, but I’m guessing that’s not going to be an issue for anyone who actually buys this.