Trump’s stupid son is driving us up the wall

DONALD Trump Jnr has wasted no time this year in entering the race to become America’s dumbest.

The Presidential son and legal liability tried to help his father’s case for a pointless Mexican border wall by posting a racist and nonsensical analogy online.

“You know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo?” Trump Jnr wrote on Instagram. “Because walls work.”

The fact the first son is comparing immigrants fleeing violence and oppression to caged animals is disturbing in its own right.

But his analogy means US citizens would be the ones in the zoo cages if his dad’s wall were to be built.

If Special Counsel Robert Mueller has his way, it may yet be Junior who ends up in a cage for his role in dealing with the Russians.

THIS US government shutdown really stinks. Yosemite National Park was forced to partially close after visitors pooped on the road as staff remained off work due to a lack of federal funding. Bathrooms in the park haven’t been open since the partial shutdown almost two weeks ago. “It’s a free-for-all,” said Dakota Snider, 24, who lives and works in Yosemite Valley. “It’s so heartbreaking. There is more trash and human waste and disregard for the rules than I’ve seen in my four years living here.” THE parks in the US are not the only thing causing a whiff. While Americans consume nearly three stone of cheese each per year, it was not enough to reduce the country’s 1.4 billion-pound surplus.

Now 900,000 cubic yards sit in refrigeration units, the largest excess in US history.

Needless to say, producers are cheesed off. AN Ohio man, aged 79, called police to complain about the quality of “sexual services” rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid £400 to visit his home.

Police say William Batts, who lives in the Cleveland suburb of South Euclid, dialled 911 on January 3 to report a robbery. He said while the ladies “did perform some sexual services,” the duo “failed to meet [his] expectations”.

Thankfully, officers did not further describe his carnal desires.

And while Batts appears to have admitted solicitation of prostitution, he will not be charged over his disappointing dalliance. THEY are meant to be man’s best friend but for former American football player Matt Branch they are his worst enemy. Branch was out hunting in Mississippi when a Labrador retriever jumped into the bed of an off-road vehicle and stepped on his shotgun, firing a shot. It hit him in the thigh, shattering his leg.