REFORMED-ISH CHARACTER OF THE WEEK

“A lot of the douchey things I was doing gave people the right to be like, man, that’s frickin’ douchey, bro. But a lot of the stuff was like... me peeing in a bucket, people made such a big deal of that. Or me owning a monkey. It’s like, if you had the money that I had, why wouldn’t you get a monkey? You would get a monkey!”