POLLYOMETER

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Lip stink You can now buy dill pickle-flavour lip balm. The makers are keen to get across that unlike most other lip balms, this one does totally taste exactly like what it says it does. They seem to think this is a good thing. Actually, is this a good thing? After all, it would be the only lip balm in the world that you wouldn’t lick off 10 seconds after applying it. Or ever. Crockery mockery What fresh hell is this? Saucers where the cup ridge is off centre, so the whole presentation is SICK AND WRONG AND SUMS UP EVERYTHING THAT IS BAD ABOUT THE WORLD. No.