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BIRMINGHAM parents protesting against schools teaching that some kids have a mam and a mam, or a dad and a dad reinforces the reason for the lessons. If they’re not told this at home then classrooms will save us from adult bigots. obtained by Schools Week are the homework of over-paid freeloaders.

Instead of wasting another £2.3million of our money on April Fool’s Day advisers, the Tory Education Minister Theodore Agnew should beg forgiveness and then hand in his satchel.

His disputed claims of £35million potential savings in 72 inspections are an exam fail by an unelected peer educated MR BUMBLE Tory at £36,000-a-year posh Theodore Agnew Rugby who now shortchanges the 93% of kids in state schools. Agnew deserves permanent exclusion. MR Bumble from Oliver Twist is running our schools when costcutting Government advisers told an academy to save money by serving smaller lunches.

Other dumb ideas sending heads crazy across the country include replacing experienced teachers with cheaper supply staff and – wait for it – keeping half the charity money raised by pupils including funds for a children’s hospice.

Daft reports from management consultants THE late arrival to York’s splendid National Railway Museum of a Pacer 142 rattler illustrates Tory privatisation is no way to run a railway. There’s a space reserved next to Stephenson’s Rocket for one of the 100 museum pieces still in service on Northern Lines 12 years after they were due to be retired. “This would be funny if it weren’t so serious,” puffs Aslef drivers’ leader Mick Whelan. It’s also why passengers want useless Chris “Failing” Grayling stuffed and mounted in a display case.

EARLY Friday we’ll discover if physiotherapist and Welsh TUC former president Ruth Jones holds Newport West where deceased MP Paul Flynn bequeathed a 5,658 Labour majority. Jeremy Corbyn visited Saturday and the party is nervously confident. Lose a seat red for 32 years and there’d be no sugar-coating a bad defeat.