In Dyer need of boob op
Blockbusters, Comedy Central ★★★★★
Dara O’Briain, above, opened this Britain’s Got Talent special of his welcome revival of the old 80s schoolkids quiz with the following question: “Are two heads better than one?”
Dunno, Dara. But if you turned up for a BGT audition with two heads, I reckon it would get you to the next round at least. Even if you just had two faces you might still get a job as a judge.
Dara was talking about the fact that Blockbusters famously pitches one person against a team of two.
Still, if it had been two versus two, David Walliams would have ended up with Simon Cowell for a partner. So Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon would probably still have won.
The three judges were good value, especially Walliams, who proved that in small doses he’s one of the funniest men on TV.
He was no match for the ladies though. Amanda, below, in particular showed a breadth of knowledge you might not have expected had you only ever seen her on BGT.
It was a bit of a surprise, then, to see her picking the cakes of Mr Kipling over the works of Rudyard Kipling when it came to her Gold Run. That said, it was definitely the right choice.
She aced it, meaning we can now say she is an expert Gold Runner. Which sounds a bit like something some people – not me, obviously – were saying when she married Les Dennis.
Danny Dyer is considering going under the knife for a breast reduction op.
“I’m thinking of getting my Lills done, I ain’t gonna lie,” the East Enders actor admits, referring to his man boobs.
Daughter Dani says he is upset with his chest, which he estimates to be a C-cup.
“My dad keeps saying he wants surgery on his man boobs. He reckons he’s developed a C-cup bra size and they really bother him,” she says. “It makes me laugh that he hates them so much. He talks about them all the time.”
Dani, who split from Love Island boyfriend Jack Fincham this week, isn’t going to follow her dad’s example after admitting she “hated” the lip fillers she had done last year. “My nan said I looked like a duck,” she writes in her new book What Would Dani Do? “My mum said I looked like I’d been walloped in the mouth.”