A VICAR’S LIFE

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Will definitely itely save the world, but first he’ll just ust pop into this pub for a quick one... ne... no, no, definitely just one. If for or any reason he gets delayed in n there, his sidekick can be relied on to take over. He’ll just need two Nurofen and a fry-up first...

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No matter r what the weather, he will be out ut in it. Especially if it’s raining, and nd a bank holiday. Leaver, and nd his sidekick, Remainer r

A daring duo who never actually actuound get round to fighting crime because they’re hey’re too busy arguing about whether ether they should do it where they ey currently are, or go somewhere ere else to do it. When they do finally nally make the decision to go somewhere else, they can’t work out how to get there, so stay rooted to the spot, endlessly discussing the various ways of achieving their goal. “I just sent someone an email which included the phrase Spl Splat the Rat, or it was meant to. The reply point pointed out that Salt the Teat, which autocorrect aut gave, might make the fête memorable in quite the wrong way.”