YOUNG GUNS CAN WIN
SIX, seven, eight... 21? The number of children Boris Johnson has fathered in and out of wedlock might not really matter if the cynical liar wasn’t forever playing fast and loose with the truth.
His 40 new hospitals are really six, while his 50,000 more nurses are only 31,000.
The £350milliona-week extra for the NHS myth clinched Brexit but was a fiction that came from a dishonest overfertile imagination.
Third wife-to-be Carrie Symonds is a useful human shield, as No10 announced her pregnancy and looming nuptials to deflect from the floods, coronavirus and the Priti Patel bullying crises.
The discarded first two Mrs Johnsons know what she is marrying but it is the lazily incompetent Prime Minister’s public performance which causes the gravest concern.
Jeremy Corbyn’s “part-time Prime
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can’t be trusted with taxpayers’ money by squandering £40million on Heathrow’s blocked expansion. The myth that the Right spends wisely crashed on an unbuilt third runway.
GENERATION 2024 is Labour’s passport to success, with fresh faces guaranteed in the Shadow Cabinet whoever is crowned leader on April 4.
The talk in Westminster is of a troupe of able Left-wing younger women sitting at the top table, with Rachel Reeves, Lou Haigh, Jo Stevens, Stephanie Peacock and Florence Eshalomi all skilled at selling the party and bashing the Tories.
Blending experience and enthusiasm is the future and I hope that decent old hands such as Middlesbrough unsung hero Andy
Minister” jibe has proved right, as Johnson could not be bothered to chair a Cobra session on the coronavirus until today.
Downing Street’s frantic insistence that the boss likes to delegate is a transparent excuse rather than a reasonable explanation.
When there’s credit, Johnson grabs it. Where there’s a problem, he
McDonald survive, as the canny Smoggie has performed well in the transport brief.
Yet Jeremy Corbyn should follow the lead of his ally John McDonnell and retire to the backbenches instead of accepting a frontline position if protege Rebecca Long-Bailey beats Lisa Nandy and Keir Starmer.
I like Corbyn personally, share some of his politics and endorse most of his policies but hanging around would symbolise defeat, not hope.
TOP TABLE? Rachel Reeves vanishes. The Johnson joke is on the voters who the charlatan now takes for granted, including those in the blue brick Tory seats in Labour’s red wall. But playing the fool isn’t funny when people’s lives and livelihoods are at stake. Imprisoned Nazanin ZaghariRatcliffe might have spent last night at home with her husband and her daughter had Johnson thought before opening his mouth as Foreign Secretary. David Cameron’s former aide Kate Fall recalls Johnson arriving in No10 with a nine-point plan to win a second term as London mayor but remembering only three of his points. Disorganised as he was, Johnson won the capital’s poll. The PM’s damaging slothfulness in a truly demanding position must give Labour encouragement.
Lies will catch up with politicians eventually – including the biggest baby of them all.