Hubby of Trump adviser gives his dough to Joe
THE husband of Donald Trump’s most loyal adviser has donated more than £2,000 to help the President’s rival win the upcoming election.
George Conway, whose wife Kellyanne is a senior aide to the US leader, had wanted to give double the amount to Joe Biden but was barred due to rules on how much citizens can give.
The lawyer is supporting the former Vice President “because the nation can’t afford four more years with a megalomaniacal moron in the White House”.
Effectively he is trying to help send his wife to the unemployment line. Way to go, George.
A New Mexico woman is facing a theft charge after allegedly stealing a neighbour’s anatomical skeleton.
Diana Hogrebe took action after becoming offended by its permanently raised middle finger.
Another snowflake meltdown this week after a vegan runner asked neighbours not to cook with their windows open because the smell of meat is “offensive”.
The unnamed jogger, from Berkeley, California, complained the whiff was “overpowering”.
She asked locals to show “empathy for plant-based neighbours” by closing windows while cooking and only grilling veg on the BBQ.
North of the border, grandfather Keith Redl was bemused after his eight-year-old grandson won £115 worth of cannabis products. The youngster bought a winning raffle ticket at an Alberta ice hockey gala. His prize? Cannabis-infused edibles and even a pipe. “There’s not an international sporting event in the world that allows marijuana in your system yet we are promoting it at an eight-year-old kid’s hockey tournament? It’s ludicrous,” ex-Mountie Redl said. The association later apologised.
Politicians in Albany, New York, passed a bill that will “authorise the manufacture and sale of ice cream or other frozen desserts made with liquor”.
Finally putting the rum in Rum Raisin.
Parker the “snow dog” has been sworn in as the mayor of Georgetown, Colorado.
The pooch, who has 22,000 followers on Instagram, was unanimously voted in by the town.
America’s millennials struggling with rising rents are being taken back to their university dorm-style days, with communal living bringing together strangers in a shared space. Already, a provider of rented office space, WeWork has launched two WeLive buildings.
P.S. Amid the coronavirus, my barman Richard was delighted with this observation. He said: “You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.” Huh?