Second Trump in White House? No Ivank-you..

WORRYING claims this week from across the Pond that yet another Trump has plans to be President.

A new book by Stephanie Winston Wolkoff – former best friend of First Lady Melania Trump – says the US leader’s daughter, Ivanka, harbours intentions to run for the White House.

She claims Melania would make disparaging comments about Ivanka, who she says she called “The Princess”, whenever she rambled on about her grand plan to become America’s first female President.

“She’s got what it takes, she’s a born leader, the people love her, look at her,” her husband Jared Kushner would say… leading Melania, according to Wolkoff, to mumble, “No thank you”.

Ivanka as President? And we thought her father was the delusional one.

OFFICIALS in Lincoln, Nebraska, were in a flap this week after local Andrew Christensen took the floor to discuss… chicken wings. Urging the city to “remove the name ‘boneless wings’ from our menus, and our hearts”, he explains: “Nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken.” Andrew fears the world’s children are being raised not to accept the important fact that meat “grows on bones.” The council are considering his argument.

COPS in North Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, didn’t need a slice of luck in catching a man who ran off with the tip jar from a local pizza shop.

Nicholas Mark, 22, had just applied for a job at the restaurant, leaving his name and contact information before he decided to take the staff’s gratuities.

A LOCK of Abraham Lincoln’s hair wrapped in a bloodstained telegram about his 1865 assassination is going under the hammer.

Boston-based RR Auction has opened online bidding – but don’t expect it to go for a snip.

Staff reckon next week’s sale will fetch more than £56,000.

OKLAHOMA City’s Christopher Sale landed in trouble with police after he went through a Taco Bell drivethru completely naked.

The 61-year-old asked for napkins but then left – only to return and ask for more sauce for his food.

When police caught up with him, he told them he was hungry and all his clothes were in the wash.

THE FBI launched a search this week after pilots at Los Angeles International Airport reported an issue as they tried to land – someone flying in a jetpack.

P.S.

WHILE on the road this week, I noticed an increasing number of US election signs going up – but it was a Texas church that made the biggest impression. “Tweet others, as you would like to be tweeted,” it read. Whoever could they mean?