Court vid shows dopey Don is no memory man

NEW video emerged this week of Donald Trump’s deposition taken during a lawsuit brought against his failed university.

In an hilarious exchange, a lawyer questioning the businessman on behalf of the plaintiffs quizzed the then-presidential nominee.

Central to Jason Forge’s questions was Trump saying he had “one of the best memories in the world. It’s one thing everyone agrees on” just weeks earlier.

A clearly annoyed Trump replied: “As good as my memory is, I don’t remember that.”

No more questions, your honour.

Police in Ville Platte in Louisiana are on the hunt for a rodent robber after a man dressed in a chipmunk outfit raided a pharmacy at gunpoint last weekend. Sheriff Charles Guillory said surveillance video showed the armed suspect running from the store’s car park to the rear door of the store, forcing an employee back inside. Once inside, he ordered her to fill his bag with an undisclosed amount of narcotic medication.

A small town in upstate New York has voted to keep the name Swastika.

Locals said its founders named it after the Sanskrit word and not the hate symbol associated with Nazis.

Original settlers in the 1800s used the Indic language word meaning “well-being”.

Steve Jenne is celebrating the 60th birthday of an unusual keepsake – Richard Nixon’s half-eaten sandwich.

He swiped the future president’s lunch as a Scout on September 22, 1960.

“I looked around and thought, ‘If no one else was going to take it, I am going to take it,’” Steve, of

Sullivan, Illinois, said.

Following the Chicago Marathon’s Covid cancellation, nun on the run Sister Stephanie Baliga kept her promise to complete the race.

She raised thousands by finishing 26 miles on a treadmill in her church’s basement.

Forget son of a gun, Nicholas Ellingford is as dumb as a gun. The 29-year-old shot himself in the groin as he showed off his Glock 9mm while waiting to pay for his groceries at a supermarket in Lincoln City, Oregon.

Doctors say he was lucky to survive after missing his femoral artery by millimetres.

P.S.

After months of being locked down, my barman Richard has returned to work but it’s safe to say his acid tongue has not been furloughed. He told one of the locals this week they had two parts to their brain. “In the left side, there’s nothing right. In the right side, there’s nothing left,” he said.