He’s not the Messiah... he’s a very naughty boy
Congratulations to Eric Trump for making it two weeks in a row for his stupidity.
This week, Tweedledee claimed Donald Trump “literally saved Christianity” when boasting about what he thought were daddy’s accomplishments while in the White House.
Eric said: “The Democratic Party, the far left, has become the party of the ‘atheists’ and they want to attack Christianity, they want to close churches, they’re totally fine keeping liquor stores open.”
As much as Eric likes to think his dad is God, the numerous mistresses, porn stars, tax cheats and failed businesses put him out of contention long before he was even born.
Dr Ali Vaziri almost suffered a heart attack when he got an alert from his bank confirming a £3,300 upgrade for his Tesla electric car. Wondering how the order was placed, he quickly realised he must have “butt dialled” it through when his iPhone was in his back pocket. “My phone was in my jeans,” Vaziri said. “A minute later? I got the text. I’ve never purchased anything through the Tesla app before.”
Three former Oklahoma jail employees are facing cruelty charges after forcing inmates to stand handcuffed for hours and listen to the children’s song Baby Shark on repeat.
Transgender man Shaun Simmons is suing Amazon for pregnancy and gender identity discrimination.
He claimed his bosses assigned him to lift heavy bags of dog food after he told them he was pregnant.
Simmons was a warehouse worker for the company before he was fired.
In his lawsuit, he claims that after he told his supervisors he was pregnant, they began to criticise his work performance in an attempt to demote him.
Cops in Philadelphia are searching for three men who tried to rob a local restaurant.
Instead of egg foo young, the Golden Chinese’s cash machine was on the menu – despite customers still being served.
Police say the men placed some kind of explosive device, which damaged the ATM but failed to blow it open, leaving the crooks to flee empty-handed.
The remains of a Tyrannosaurus rex that lived some 67 million years ago have been sold at a New York auction for £24.61million, a world record for a fossilised dinosaur.
The near-complete skeleton, named “Stan”, now belongs to an anonymous buyer.
The only topic in my local at the moment is the upcoming US election. The conversation turned to the President’s failed border wall. My barman Richard said: “They should build the wall with Trump’s lies. Nobody can get over them.”