Cruise news
At last some welcome news for the Covid-battered British cruise industry – P&O has taken delivery of its new 17-deck flagship Iona.
The 185,000 gross tonnage vessel was handed over at the Meyer Werft shipyard in Papenburg, Germany.
She’s the largest ever built for the UK welcome guests during her new maiden season to Northern Europe, Spain, Portugal and the Canary Islands from our home port of Southampton.
“Our operations are paused until early 2021 and Iona will not be sailing for the moment – but we look forward to our guests experiencing this gamechanging ship.” The pandemic has crippled cruises worldwide and the Foreign & Commonwealth Office has advised against all ocean voyages. pocruises.com
& Spa is the grande dame of Bowness, a sturdy Georgian mansion beside the lake, with requisite views from many of the 106 rooms, and from the restaurant and terrace bar.
In better weather, the gardens must be inviting and there’s an expansive sun terrace where you can sip summer cocktails with little umbrellas rather than the industrial-strength rain protection required by Ciara.
Rooms are unashamedly old-fashioned, although a recent refurbishment has brought many of them up to date.
And here’s a tip. Ask for Room 224 when booking. It’s huge – almost a suite without the price tag – with a big bed, sofa, armchairs, writing desk and chair, long coffee table and thoroughly modern en suite with monsoon shower.
There are tea and coffee-making facilities, fresh milk, wall-mounted large screen TV, free wifi, crystal glasses, USB chargers, ironing board and windows on two sides, offering views up and down the lake.
We could happily have stayed in the room all weekend watching Ciara visit her worst upon Windermere. But, like the Lake District itself, we’re made of sterner stuff and, besides, there’s plenty to do on the hotel’s doorstep.
Just walking in the wind and rain can be a joy if you’re prepared for it, and an amble through town, past all the anorak and umbrella shops, throws up surprises. Just 100 yards or so from the hotel, The World Of Beatrix Potter celebrates the Lakes author’s adventures of Peter Rabbit and his pals – timeless tales that continue to enthral young children.
And while the stories are gently old-school (albeit with the occasional glimpse of malice in wonderland), the family attraction is anything but.
Clever use of light and sound makes a warren of rooms much more than it actually is.
You’re never quite sure what’s around the corner, with traditional tableaux rubbing shoulders with interactive fun.
It’s such a clever use of space that the designers must have worked on Doctor Who’s Tardis too.
Partway along the trail – allow around 45 minutes for your visit – you can step outside into the Peter Rabbit Garden, a small but lovingly planted real-life kitchen garden straight from the books.
It’s not all for show – produce is used to create dishes in the family-friendly character cafe –
Ask for Room 224 when booking... it’s almost a suite without the price tag
and you’ll need more than one visit to spot all the little references to the books hidden among the fruit, veg, herbs and flowers.
Designed by Chelsea Flower Show gold medallist Richard Lucas, the garden clings to the side of the attraction and is crafted from local materials such as Honister slate and Furness bricks.
Here too you’ll find an impressive 15ft tall statue unveiled in 2006 by Hollywood Oscar winner Renée Zellweger, and depicting three children releasing Beatrix Potter stalwart Jemima Puddle-Duck.
But, like the garden, there’s more to it than at first meets the eye.
Look carefully and you’ll spot characters from every single one of Potter’s 23 tales, a depiction of her lakeland home and the mysterious code she used in her personal diary.
Almost next door you’ll find another cuddly character, this one a tribute to Lake District ingenuity and determination. It’s Herdy the sheep, a firm favourite for visitors from around the globe who flock to his home.
Inside a Scandi-style shop are Herdies galore – on mugs, plates, tea sets, umbrellas and much more.
The Herdy Company was born in 2007 in Kendal, created by designers Spencer and Diane Hannah to offer visitors to the Lake District and locals a choice of responsibly produced, high-quality giftware.
“Herdy launched amidst the second outbreak of foot and mouth at the Westmorland County show,” says Spencer. “We were hoping for thousands of visitors, but instead we launched among empty pens due to an outbreak of foot and mouth disease.
“This wasn’t the event we’d dreamed of and it did make us very nervous about what we’d done. But despite the lack of visitors, those who did turn up liked our products.”
He need not have worried. Word spread and from just an operation based in a shack, the company now has four shops and worldwide exports online.
There’s also a charity, Herdyfund, which not only offers financial support but also brings together the community to back upland fell farming.
Herdy himself is named after the region’s famous Herdwick sheep and, to bring things full circle, Beatrix Potter herself was a champion Herdwick breeder.
Spencer and Diane keep things fresh, by the way – since Covid, Herdy smile face masks have been added to the range.
There’s wildlife of a different kind some 20 minutes away by car, or by ferry, at the Lakes Aquarium, which boasts Britain’s largest collection of freshwater fish among many exhibits, some of which can be viewed in their natural surrounds from a transparent tunnel.
But we were saving that for another day. We had an appointment with afternoon tea back at the Old England, which has made the tasty treat something of a specialty with sweet and sour options on offer.
Take a window seat in the terrace bar, sit back and watch the world go by.
It’s £32 for two, or you can add fizz for another tenner. Come rain or shine, it’s a relaxing self-indulgent hour like few others in the Lakes.
The hotel restaurant offers a menu majoring on local produce without breaking the bank.
It’s good, honest fare without being overly fussy. Just don’t tell Herdy about the lamb!
There’s a modest gym, a pool and a spa offering treatments if you want to really pull out the pamper stops, but check for Covid restrictions.
As we prepared to check out, the weatherman was getting excited again. A check online revealed that all the roads bar one out of Bowness were blocked by flooding or fallen trees. Sadly, the open road was our route home.
Thanks, Ciara, for a memorable weekend. If only you’d managed to close the road south too, we would have stayed put for some more Lake District hospitality.