Donald Jr’s bed rant is nightmare for viewers
IT’S a sight that none of us wants to see – Donald Trump Jr in bed.
But this week the President’s firstborn, 42, posted a bizarre video from his pit, moaning that Instagram and its algorithm was hiding his posts, and that this colossal liberty had not gone unnoticed.
“I guess I did something to p*** off the Instagram gods. Hopefully, you’re seeing this stuff anyway,” he bleated, just hours after he accused Twitter of “throttling” his posts.
There are quite a few people, not just Twitter, who would like to throttle Junior.
SERIAL sex pest James Cousins was spotted seemingly up to his old tricks while in his truck on Louisiana State University’s campus in Baton Rouge. The 72-year-old, left, was spotted appearing to pleasure himself while watching a female student. Cousins, who has a history of perverse criminal charges against him, later told police he was innocent and that a heart condition prevented him from exerting himself.
As for why his arms appeared to be moving in CCTV footage, he told cops he was playing “air drums”. Needless to say, he’s been snared.
SCIENTISTS from Indiana’s Purdue University may have found the key to building stronger planes and buildings – after running over a beetle.
They drove a Toyota Camry over the aptly named diabolical ironclad beetle but it was indestructible.
It can withstand forces up to 40,000 times its own weight and its armour could transform engineering.
“This beetle is super-tough,” said researcher Pablo Zavattieri.
WHILE apparently fleeing the police, Stephanie Dowdy is said to have decided to ditch the drugs she had on her.
Sadly for the 33-year-old Louisianian, right, she allegedly threw a bag of methamphetamine out of her car window – and straight at an officer. Dowdy was charged with a felony narcotics possession charge and obstruction of justice.
WILDLIFE officials have smashed a flying squirrels trafficking ring that saw rodents trapped in Florida, driven to Chicago and then shipped to South Korea.
Seven people have been charged.
AMERICA’S favourite chicken wings have a new competitor to contend with.
In celebration of Halloween, Dunkin’ Donuts this week unveiled its latest treat – the Spicy Ghost Pepper Donut. Sounds more like a trick to me.
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FORGET Donald Trump versus Joe Biden. When it comes to disagreements, my barman Richard and his wife’s mum win hands down. This week he told her “You do know ‘mother-in-law’ rearranged spells ‘woman Hitler?”.