Trump shuts the stable door with ballot boycott
AS he plots a possible return to politics, Donald Trump has yet again proved beyond all reasonable doubt that he in no way lives up to his own assessment that he is a “very stable genius”.
After his latest rally in Iowa had a lower turnout than a poor Take That tribute band, he’s now threatened to have Republican voters stay at home for the midterms in 2022 and again in 2024.
He said that unless the party can “solve” (by which he seems to mean overturn) the result of the last presidential election, which he lost, his voters should refuse to cast their ballot.
It is actually one of the stablest things Old Donnie has ever said.
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AN elusive elk in Pine, Colorado, that has been wandering the hills with a car tyre around its neck since 2018 has finally been freed.
Hope he has many Goodyears ahead now.
STAFF at the Birdsey Cape Wildlife Centre in Massachusetts were celebrating their latest arrival this week. A rare two-headed diamondback terrapin turtle – with all six of its legs.
Fair to say it is alive and kicking more than most.
WEST Virginia US Navy worker Jonathan Toebbe and his school teacher wife Diana have been arrested accused of trying to sell nuclear secrets hidden in a peanut butter sandwich.
According to the Department of Justice, the FBI charged the Maryland couple with attempting to sell US nuclear secrets to another country in exchange for cryptocurrency.
The mole they were allegedly passing the secrets to was an undercover FBI agent.
TENNESSEE entrepreneur Guy Williams, whose hot tub on wheels is one of downtown Nashville’s bestknown party vehicles, has been told to stop operating a public swimming pool without a permit.
A CANADIAN woman is thanking her lucky stars after narrowly avoiding a meteorite that slammed into her pillow while she slept.
Ruth Hamilton was snoozing in her home in Golden, a town in south eastern British Columbia, when she heard a crash and felt debris on her face.
“I just jumped up and turned on the light. I couldn’t figure out what the heck had happened,” Ruth said.
Commenting on his wife’s recent lockdown weight gain, my barman Richard was told a recent study “found that women who carry a little extra few pounds live longer than the men who mention it”.