Vile Gaetz should shut it on women’s rights
TRUST repugnant Republican Matt Gaetz to weigh in on how America’s women look set to lose their right to abortions following his party’s push to overturn existing laws.
“How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats and no Bumble matches?” the Florida congressman tweeted.
This is all from a guy currently under investigation for allegedly paying women for sex and, separately, sleeping with a minor and transporting her across state lines. And Gaetz wants to be President.
The man who bought Twitter founder Jack Dorsey’s first-ever tweet as an NFT for £2.3million in March 2021 expected to sell it for £38million at an auction last month. The highest bid was just £5,400. D’oh.
The murder of a celebrity rooster in a small city in Mississippi has sent feathers flying and promises of revenge.
The bird, named Carl, left, was a mainstay on the streets of Ocean Springs – a scenic city of 18,000 on the Gulf coast.
The rooster was snatched from his perch before being killed by female prison officer Kendra Shaffer, 35, who was caught on CCTV.
She has now been fired after being charged but has avoided doing bird.
Fact – Arizona and Hawaii don’t observe daylight savings time.
Newlywed Danya Svoboda, 42, pictured, and her “holistic chef” caterer Joycelyn
Bryant, 31, have been charged with negligence, tampering, and drug raps by Florida police.
It came after the pair were accused of lacing the Svoboda wedding meal with weed, leaving dozens of people sick – including a hallucinating pensioner.
When Meri Mion’s mum baked her a cake for her 13th birthday, hungry US soldiers entering her Italian town during the Second World War scoffed the lot. To celebrate her 90th birthday this week, the Pentagon brought her a new one.
I had to leave my dog Norm behind this week to head out to sweltering sweet Alabama. A church sign provided me with the laughter, though. “Too hot to keep changing sign. Sin bad, Jesus good. Details inside,” it read.