Trump bug claims snoop to a new low

THERE’S a lot of things bugging us this week – literally.

Donald Trump claims his phones were hacked by Barack Obama.

Come on, if you want to get Trump saying something dodgy, don’t bug him. Just follow him on Twitter. The Donald claims private conversations between him and his wife were snooped on.

Obama denied the claim, saying that if he wanted to hear an American make an eastern European cry he’d just watch Rocky 4. There’s no stopping Trump, though. He’s issued a new travel ban that’s slightly different from the first one but is mostly the same.

He got the idea from the Fast and Furious films.

The new ban removes Iraq but now includes Somalia, Libya, Sweden, the BBC and Alec Baldwin.

Everyone’s getting spied on, though. Wikileaks claim to have found evidence that our smart TVs, mobile phones and tablets are actually spying on us.

A spokesman for the Home Office was unavailable for comment. Although looking at his private emails, you can see that he’s all for it.

Come on, who knew the war on terror would kick off with the January sales at Currys? ● SO GEORGE Galloway has signed a publishing deal for a series of children’s books.

Brilliant. Suggested titles for his tales include Would You Like Me To Be the Cat in the Hat?, Green Eggs and Saddam and my personal favourite, We’re Going on a Blair Hunt.