Wallop! Thank you for not flying United Airlines
UNITED Airlines caused a riot this week when they dragged a passenger off an overbooked plane.
Footage shows the poor guy sobbing and telling the staff to “just kill me”.
Turns out they’d actually told him they were transferring him to an EasyJet flight.
Aye, I’d like to see them try it on a rammed Glasgow-Magaluf flight in July.
The only thing flying would be their teeth into the back of their tonsils.
This whole carry-on has been called the most embarrassing story for United since they made Marouane Fellaini team captain.
Seriously, with legions of travellers vowing never to fly United again, the company have announced they will now be employing security officers to drag people ON to their planes.
The passenger forcibly removed was a doctor by the name of David Dao.
The unlucky fella ended up with a bloody and battered face.
In fact, he was so bashed up he went round the baggage reclaim half a dozen times before his wife recognised he belonged to her.
Fellow flyers took to social media claiming they were left “shaky and disgusted” after the experience.
Though that could have been more to do with the in-flight prawn cocktail they had for dinner.
Airline boss Oscar Menoz claimed the passenger had been disruptive and belligerent. Presumably because he was repeatedly ramming his face into the security guard’s fist.
The sad part is nobody jumped into help. Apparently that’s because we don’t like to volunteer any more – and why there’s a waiting list of 51,000 for kids to join the Scouts.
Alternatively, if youngsters want to start fires and sleep outside, they can do what all my pals did. Start drinking Super Lager.
Don’t worry though. As the Scouts are struggling to find volunteers to look after the kids, they’re calling in an expert on getting people to work for nothing.
Mike Ashley starts next week. And from one mad boss to another. The bold Munoz now says David Dao deserves a written apology.
Though as he’s a doctor, this will be done in totally illegible handwriting.
Munoz also stated that whatever happens, he’s the boss and definitely won’t be leaving his position. Aye, that’s what he thinks. Two minutes later he was surrounded by three massive security officers who dragged him out of his chair kicking and screaming.
Come on, it’s the only way to deal with a total fly man. ●MASTERCHEF viewers were stunned after a contestant served up a dish of uncooked chicken. The last time that happened on the BBC, Jeremy Clarkson turned into Mike Tyson.
The chef in question still made it to the next round. Unlike the folk eating it – who barely made it to the toilet.