McVitie’s really taking the biscuit
IT MIGHT be the end of the world – and I blame chocolate.
McVitie’s are now saying the layer of chocolate is actually on the bottom of their biscuits, not the top.
Leading many suicidal Hob Nob fans or threaten to bottom themselves. It gets worse. People are now being forced to rearrange the order in which they stack their biscuit. Which as you know can cause havoc with your digestive system.
Then there’s the actual apocalypse as Donald Trump goes head to head with Kim Jung-un in what could be World War III. Or a really bad day at the hairdressers.
Listen, it might even be a new reality show for Trump - “How do you solve a problem like Korea?”
Apparently North Korea has a nuclear missile and is ready to launch it in a tunnel. Unsurprisingly, they’re expecting a poor reception.
They may well launch it on their big national festival Day of the Sun. Or as it’s now known, Last Day We’ll Ever See The Sun. This comes off the back of Trump ordering the Syria missile strike while eating a massive piece of chocolate cake with the president of China.
When asked if it was Mississippi Mud Pie, Trump quickly replied, “Naw pal, this is my natural skin tone.” ●A TOURIST who flew 6000 miles from Thailand to the UK found a 6in lizard in his suitcase. Thankfully it was all cleared up. Turns out the guy hadn’t packed the lizard and was pure raging that it had eaten all his heroin.