Binning Geri frock got Posh her gong
VICTORIA Beckham picked up her OBE this week.
Hubby David says he plans to congratulate her on social media – just as soon as he figures out how to spell OBE.
Posh Spice claims she doesn’t have many friends.
Being a cheery wee soul, I’m surprised at that.
Though it is good news if you wanna be her lover, as you won’t actually have to get with that many people.
Victoria collected her gong for services to fashion. Mainly down to the fact she once stole Geri Halliwell’s Union Jack dress and chucked it in the nearest skip.
Generally, Victoria’s own fashion has been so right.
Whereas her husband’s fashion has been sarong.
Posh collected the OBE from Prince Charles, who famously has lots of friends.
And he visits them every day in his greenhouse where he gives them a wee drink of water.
Sticking with the fashion theme, a former Scottish postal worker has turned fashion designer, creating a range of unique clothing pieces.
Not for the first time, she’s really pushing the envelope.
Inspired by her old job, the clothes don’t have any zips or buttons.
You just close them by licking along the edge.
And a mascara advert has been banned for using production techniques that exaggerate the effects of make-up.
In fairness, it certainly raised a few eyebrows. Which is part of the reason it got banned in the first place.