Sold to the highest bidders
MONDAY
ROLLING Stone Keith Richards is to auction off the contents of his New York home.
Half the proceeds are going to charity, the rest to Colombia.
Unsurprisingly, the contents have attracted two main bidders. Boots and Superdrug. ARNOLD Schwarzenegger has confirmed he is reprising his Terminator role for a sixth film.
The plot’s a bit confusing mind you. Apparently in this one he goes back in time to stop his younger self sleeping with the housemaid.
At the age of 69, Arnie’s famous catchphrase has changed as well. It’s now: “I’ll be back… just as soon as I can figure out how this bloody stairlift works.” TOM Cruise has confirmed there’ll be a Top Gun sequel. Tom loves being filmed miles up in the air. So it was either bring back Top Gun - or jump on Oprah’s couch again.