Virgin on the absurd

MONDAY

MONTY Python star Michael Palin has donated his archive of work and diaries to the British Library.

It means people will be able to travel there to see them.

Though only after crossing 23 countries over 15 weeks, being followed by a camera crew. ACCORDING to industry figures, Virgin Trains have had more complaints from passengers than any other rail company in history.

In fairness, the findings are a bit overdue. Much like their trains.

Mind you, it’s a unique achievement. The only Virgin to make a living out of shafting folk. KFC have announced plans to send a chicken burger to space.

Burger King claimed they did it first but that was a whopper.

Seems a bit much. A burger taking light years to order, with no sign of intelligent life? They could have just served it in one of their shops.