Katy in the doghouse over koala chase
SEEMS like everyone’s getting criticised this week.
Katy Perry has been criticised for appearing in an advert telling her dog to go chase some koalas.
With long sharp claws, vicious mouth and the ability to attack with no warning, Katy dismissed the comments.
The Countryside Alliance weighed in saying koalas shouldn’t be chased by dogs.
Well, not unless they’re accompanied by some top-hatted toff on horseback called Tarquin. Katy’s also been hitting the headlines for her latest video, where she’s being cooked by some men. The song’s called Bon Appetit.
Not as I thought, I Kissed a Grill and I Liked It. And then there’s Scotrail. Slagged so much the whole service is set to get its biggest shake up in years.
And if you want to know what a shake up on ScotRail feels like, just stand for any length of time on one of their trains. They were fined a massive £483,000 for failing to meet standards for trains and stations.
ScotRail were gutted about that, as it was the exact amount they had set aside for a weekly rail pass from Glasgow to Edinburgh.
Abellio are the mob in charge at the moment and their contract is due to finish in 2025.
We should be thankful, as that’s the only timetable they have any chance of sticking to.