Kylie likely any tot will get image deal
HEADING on a trip round the globe for a wee news round-up. Starting here, the World Health Organisation say the elimination of measles has been achieved in the UK for the first time.
Health bosses in the UK are delighted as they’ve finally got what they wanted. A spotless record.
In America, a student has miraculously survived after he spent almost three days trapped inside a cave in Indiana.
Thankfully, young folk are well used to being left to fester in a hideous hole for days on end. As anyone who’s ever visited a student flat will know only too well.
Staying in the States, reality star Kylie Jenner and rapper Travis Scott are supposedly having a baby.
We can’t be 100 per cent sure whether it might be a boy or girl. The tot already has their own image rights and won’t allow doctors to take a scan.
In Canada, a wedding photoshoot took a dramatic turn after the groom leapt into a river to save a wee boy from drowning. Imagine – the guy took the plunge and ended up getting cold feet.
Heading to the skies and Ryanair have been accused of cancelling Christmas after axing another 18,000 flights this winter.
On the plus side, with fewer of their planes in the sky, there’s less chance of a mid-air collision with Santa’s sleigh.
And we’ll finish in mid-air as Gordon Ramsay has spoken out again about his decision not to allow his kids to fly first class with him and his wife. Mainly because it costs £15,000 a ticket.
Actually it’s only £10,000 a ticket. But when Gordon sees the price, he ends up having to stick £500 in the swear box.